Tuesday, January 26, 2010
John's Top Movies from 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Movies You Must Watch From 2009
1. The Hangover - This is the best comedy of 2009 and one of the best comedies I've ever seen. You just wanna hang out with the main guys in the movie. The movie is fun and keeps you engaged - you wanna find out what the hell happened that night in vegas just as much as the guys in the movie. The movie is also really well done. No matter how crazy a situation the guys get themselves in,the story maintains its credibility! It kinda reminds me of the classics OLD SCHOOL and DUMB AND DUMBER. The guys in these movies get themselves in exaggerated, crazy situations, but these movies are so well done, that you actually believe these events could happen.
The Hangover is #1 because it keeps you guessing and you laugh pretty much every other minute. You'll also enjoy it just as much the second and third time!
2. The Hurt Locker - What I really liked about this movie was that it wasn't your usual "i wanna go to war and kick ass! oh wait! war sucks! i wanna go home!" story. This is a gritty tale bout a team who's job it is to disarm IEDs. The guy who actually handles the IEDs is a gung-ho cowboy who feels right at home in war-torn Iraq. The movie could've taken place anywhere that's plagued with violence. The point is that the movie is not about the war in Iraq. It's about the IED disarming virtuoso. You wanna hate him and root for him at the same time. He's unpredictable. He's reckless. The things he does puts his three-man team in incredible danger, but without him, there's no way they'd survive a day in the job.
You won't be able to take your eyes off the screen.
3. Inglourious Basterds - Mixes classic pop culture, Quentin Tarantino exuberance with the revered World War II. Imagine Butch, Vincent Vega, Jules Winnfield and Mia Wallace fighting the Nazis while saying some cool shit. You must know though, this is not an action movie. Most of the movie takes place around tables and in different languages. But when there is action, it's intense. You will replay the action scenes over and over again. This is an unconventional film. The entire movie pretty much takes place in five scenes. You kinda wonder, "how the hell does the movie last 2h 40min??"
This is a great period piece (unlike the awfully boring Public Enemies). It's got style, fun characters and a vibrant independent feel, despite it's epic, mature setting. It's the foul-mouthed teen in a room full of old, grumpy generals. With this movie, Tarantino pretty much said, "F- you, Spielberg! I don't need a hundred tanks, a million soldiers and a bajillion dollars to make a badass World War 2 movie!...I just need brad pitt."
NOTE: I'm starting to get tired. Or lazy. Probably lazy. So the rest of the movies will have a shorter, direct-to-the-point analysis.
4. Up In The Air - Vera Farmiga has a great ass.
5. District 9 - They did so much with so little money! The story is unlike any you've heard before. You'll "boo" the actions of the main character, the guy you're supposed to root for, but in the end, the movie will leave you speechless.
6. Avatar - Must watch in 3D.
7. Up - Heart wrenching. Fun. The dogs flying the small airplanes was a little too much, kinda ruined the movie fer me a little bit. Other than that, the dynamics between the grumpy old man and the kid are priceless.
8. Drag Me To Hell - Fun, classic Raimi, slapstick scary movie. It's more fun than scary. If you loved Evil Dead 2, you'll love Drag Me To Hell. If you haven't seen Evil Dead 2, watch it. You'll love it.
9. Paranormal Activity - Some of the scenes during the day drag. But when it's night, you'll claw the arms of your seat. As the movie progresses, you'll wish for more day scenes. Other than the parts that will make you scream and jump, there are parts in the movie that will make you whisper to yourself a very stretched out "wutttt theee f------" There will be a point where you'll say "i can't take another night." This movie is the only reason why i won't watch Drag Me To Hell again.
Inspirational. Amatuer filmmakers will love the effects, the build up and the camera work.
10. 2012 - I didn't wanna see this movie. I was tired. I wanted to go home and I wanted to sleep. Yet, I was still dragged to it. 2hr 40min later, I was energized and thoroughly entertained. Quite a feat.
Don't expect any deep, philosophical messages. It's mindless fun and you'll enjoy yourself!
There are still a buncha movies I haven't seen (Where the Wild Things Are, Fantastic Mr. Fox, An Education, A Serious Man, Tyson, etc.). If there are other "must see" movies of 2009 not in this list, let me know. I may watch em in 2010.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Once Upon a Time in the West




Monday, October 19, 2009
A Basterds Story

Check out this INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS one-page comic I did featuring PFC OMAR ULMER aka OMAR DOOM!
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Paranormal Activity... Completely Terrifying

Saturday, October 17, 2009
My Movie Posters

This is the teaser poster from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Now, let me say this, I didn't think that the movie itself was all that great. I loved the original transformers movie; it was action packed and funny. It had that same kind of mixture that you would find in the Die Hard movies. The sequel just got a little too silly I think.

This is the italian poster for Once Upon a Time in the West or C'era una volta il West in Italian. I got this poster because I love the style of this movie. It's a western that really stood out to me. It was very stylized in the same way that Hero is stylized. Everyone moves real slow and deliberately. The focus of the movies seem to be the build up to violence rather than the actual violence itself.
This is one of the most interesting posters I have seen. This is the spanish poster for M. The reason I went with the spanish poster is because I like the artwork of this poster the best. Almost all of the movie posters for M had some kind of hand with M drawn on it because it's part of the movie.
This is the movie poster for The Grand Illusion. This is another example of a somewhat strange poster. It has a large illustration of a man looking up and to the left. He looks a little dirty and somewhat mystified. Then in the bottom left, you have a military officer in a neck brace looking off to the right. His hat is clearly askew.
This isn't a great or unique poster. It just happens to be the poster for one of my all time favorite movies. Die Hard: With A Vengeance has it all. Action, comedy, racial tension... well maybe that's not everything, but it's still fun. I just love the dialog between Sam Jackion and Bruce Willis
Here is a great movie with a great poster. The Deer Hunter is an academy award winning film with top notch performances from De Niro and Walken.
This is my other huge (43x62) poster. The Dark Knight is one of my favorite movies. I saw it six times in the theater. The only other movie I have seen more than twice was Batman Begins. Hmm seeing a pattern here?
Anyone recognize this poster? It's the poster for Alexander Nevsky. What I like about this poster is the kind of forward lean of everything. It kind of conveys a single mindedness or a strength/unity. Clearly Nevsky is a powerful figure even though I can't read anything on the poster. Why the Unfilmed Inglourious Basterds Ending Is More Heroic
The ending of Inglourious Basterds (IB) is not the same ending written in the screenplay. I’m talking about the explosive ending of the fiery Theater scene. Though the ending that everybody saw is more controversial and direct, the original ending is more emotional and heroic.
I’ve been waiting for IB for a long, long, long ass time. When the script was leaked in summertime 2008, I stopped whatever lame thing I was doing and searched frantically for it until I found it.

I read the script. It felt like authentic Tarantino. I was excited. But at this point, Brad Pitt wasn’t even cast as Aldo Raine. At least I had the script, I thought. I read the script couple more times and played out the scenes in my head the way I imagined them. And every scene was EPIC. I imagined the conclusion of the movie in the forest between Aldo and Landa as if it was a scene straight out of 300, with a monstrous, fiery storm brewing behind our heroes in a sullen, hellish emptiness.

But back to the Theater scene.
The Film Ending.
In the film, the bomb-strapped Basterds, the Bear Jew and Pfc. Ulmer, step out of the theater, go to the men’s restroom, load their pistols, head over to Hitler’s box seating, and riddle Hitler, and a bunch of Nazis, with burning bullets. Their ankle bombs explode, finishing off the two Basterds and whoever else was still alive.

The Script Ending.
In the script, the Bear Jew heads out to the restroom alone to activate his ankle bomb in the stall. He walks out of the stall and heads calmly towards the exit. But there’s a Nazi soldier in there washing his hands. The Nazi turns casually towards the Bear Jew, and his face begins to scream. The Bear Jew sees the Nazi’s exasperated facial expression and notices the swastika scar on his forehead. The two have crossed paths before.
Both the Bear Jew and the Nazi, who are only a couple feet away from each other, pull out their pistols and blast each other away until they empty their chambers. Both fall dead.

When I first read this, I imagined this whole scene in slow motion. It also reminded me of the close up gunfight in the gun fu movie the girl in True Romance watches in Christian Slater’s apartment.
Meanwhile, Pfc. Hirschberg, is still sitting in his theater seat. After Shosanna’s message is delivered and the theater is bursting in flames, Hirschberg tries to get out of the theater, but can’t since everybody is stampeding madly. He knows he won’t be able to get out on time and accepts his fate right before the bomb explodes.
This is what was originally in the script. The fate of both Basterds is unique and their reactions are more human. Hirschberg still tries to get out. He doesn’t wanna die. But at the end, he wrestles with his emotions and accepts his fate, unlike the rest of the Nazi theatergoers. It’s admirable. It’s human to do whatever you can to survive. It’s heroic to accept the dire circumstances with a heads up.
In the script, the emotional conflict the Bear Jew undergoes is evident when he faces the Nazi soldier. When he looks into the eyes of the Nazi, time freezes. It is the point of no return. If he doesn’t dive for cover, the Nazi will blow him away. What is he going to do? He decides to go down fighting. This ending is as QT described it in the script, “romantic.”
In the film, you completely lose this sense of urgency and human need for survival. The Basterds completely ignored the bombs strapped to their ankles. They didn’t care they were gonna die. It’s hard to sympathize with them when it doesn’t seem like they were overcoming any emotional conflict when deciding to bombard Hitler’s theater box until their bombs exploded.
The biggest obstacle heroes face is the most prevalent obstacle that people can relate to: overcoming one’s emotions. Bitchslapping your instinct for survival, and knowing that if you’re gonna go down, at least you’ll go down like a man. This scene in the film missed the first half of this equation and without it the result is a little less human and a little more robotic.
I loved the film. I watched it twice and I can’t wait to see it a dozen more times when it comes out on DVD. I just couldn’t help but feel as I walked out of the theater how much more awesome it would have been to have seen the “romantic” end I had replayed in my head so many times over the past year.



